'Hope Your New Place Isn't Haunted' Housewarming Card

'Hope Your New Place Isn't Haunted' Housewarming Card

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Because the only kind of people who want to live in a ghoul house are the kind of people who buy haunted dolls on the internet.

“Hope your new place isn't haunted. But if it is haunted that the ghost is helpful and maybe folds your laundry or takes out the trash or something" is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside. 

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.