You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Care Package

You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Care Package

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Care Packages can be sent to your own address, or you can send them to a friend or long-distance partner! Just put their name and address down under 'Shipping Address,' and you can even write them a little note under 'Order Notes.' We will either print it out on cute stationary, or write it into the included card (if there is one). 

Each Care Package has limited quantities, and once they are gone we won't always restock! We are making and adding new ones everyday, so keep checking back for new options.

This one contains:

1. Tenga Egg Silicone Stroker: 

 Simple to use, just open the egg and take out the soft, internal sleeve. Combine the sleeve with the lube and you have the potential for an amazing orgasm in your hand.

2. Sliquid Naturals H2O: A water-based personal lubricant, and is Sliquid’s Original formula. In fact, the base formula for all of the water based lubricants in the Naturals line begins with this blend! Formulated to emulate the body’s own natural lubrication, we use plant cellulose as a thickening agent, instead of glycerin or other sugar derivatives like most other personal lubricants on the market today. Sliquid Naturals H2O, like all Sliquid products, does not contain any parabens, and is 100% vegan. It is perfect for use with all types of toys, and is safe for all sexual activity. Sliquid Naturals H2O is not flavored or scented, non-staining, and extremely easy to clean up. 

3. Happiness Tea Towel