'Thanks Not Fucking Me Up Too Bad, Mom' Card

When you realize that your mom could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here's the card for you for Mother's Day or really any day.

* Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, mom”

* Blank inside

* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Your Gal Kiwi logo on back

* Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve