'I Really Like Having Sex With You' Card
'I F*cking Love You' Card
'Sometimes When You Fart in Bed' Card
'Happy Fu*king Birthday' card
'Horny for You' Card
'Bad Bitch Birthday Vibes' Card
'Birthday DILF' Card
'Birthday MILF' Card
'Lubes & Boobs' Valentine's Day Card
'I Would Deactivate My Tinder For You' Card
'Happily Ever After ... Or Whatever' Card
'Even Though It's Not Genetic...' Mother's Day Card
'Bein' A Mom Ain't Easy' Card
Religiously Affiliated Holiday Card
'You're the Kind of Mom I Wish I'd Had' Card
'Let's Get Pumpkin Spicy' Card
'Thanks Not Fucking Me Up Too Bad, Mom' Card
Slugs ValenSlime
'Your Husband Is One Lucky Motherfucker' Card
Congrats On Your Citizenship Card
Let's Spice it Up Card
'Happy Holidays from the World's Okay-est Boss' Card