'Sometimes When You Fart in Bed' Card
'Horny for You' Card
'Birthday DILF' Card
'Birthday MILF' Card
'Lubes & Boobs' Valentine's Day Card
'Serial Killer' Card
'I Would Deactivate My Tinder For You' Card
'Let's Get Pumpkin Spicy' Card
'Even Though It's Not Genetic...' Mother's Day Card
'Bein' A Mom Ain't Easy' Card
Religiously Affiliated Holiday Card
'You're the Kind of Mom I Wish I'd Had' Card
Slugs ValenSlime
'Your Husband Is One Lucky Motherfucker' Card
'Thanks Not Fucking Me Up Too Bad, Mom' Card
Congrats On Your Citizenship Card
Let's Spice it Up Card
'Gonna Be A Cute Ass Baby' Card
'Happy Holidays from the World's Okay-est Boss' Card
