'Let's Take a Moment Before Your Wedding...' card

Wedding cards can be tacky and full of cheesy quotes or they can be honest as hell and you can tell right away what kind of wedding card this one is. Perfect for bridal showers or bachelorette parties!

“Let's take a moment before your wedding to commemorate how many penises have been in your mouth” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard. These come with a light purple square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.