'Happy Fu*king Birthday' card
Perfect for your bae or your best friend, you pretty much need this card for anyone who reminds you that your people decidedly don't suck.
“Being with you makes me realize how much other people suck” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.
Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but I try my best to make every card excellent.
These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.